Cat's are seen to be pokemon by troubled Nsawam population
Recently in small town Nsawam, Ghana, there has been a recent cat massacre purportedly approved by the local authorities. This has come about from many of its citizens getting low grade internet and watching people in western countries play the recent cult hit video game made for a smart phone - "Pokemon Go".
There were numerous written requests and even violent molatov accompanied requests to the local authorities regarding a fight for the inequality that people in western countries can eat and have a reasonably good life, regardless of the socio-political status and still walk around all day playing a stupid game, at times even 'pouncing' off cliffs in order to catch their elusive prey.
As a short term solution the local council has decided it best to use this opportunity to quell the local rising cat population and has publicly broadcast that mobile phones (no matter what type) are indeed 'pokeballs' and that cats (the real ones you see walking around the streets of Nsawam) are 'pokemon'. And that to catch them you must throw your mobile at the cat until it is dead.
"The streets, although filled with life, joy and laughter are also covered in cat blood." - Owner of Everything in Nsawam.
Local animal rights activists that have intercepted such a negative ploy to animal rights fear this trend may hit record highs and all villages in lower socio-economic practices around Africa will take to the sport.
"It's an abusive sport. We've got to stop it before it's too late," Sandra Poo, local animal rights extremist.
Unfortunately we haven't heard anything back from the region regarding the development of this 'fad'. Insiders fear it may be caused by lack of a means of communication to our wealthy central towers in Western London. It seems even Sandra Poo has 'Thrown the phone.'
Next on Dead Reality -
"Throwing the phone" the new kickphrase that has memes, lolcat and the rest of the first world cackling; what could be more innocent than throwing your phone at a dead cat?!"
- Plant your pokemon under a tree and wait for rain
- lolcat isn't funny anymore
